Friday, February 19, 2010

OLD LADY'S DAY IN COURT!

Vicki  (All My Yesterdays) sent me this joke a week ago and whats really funny she says in the email to me ....for some reason this joke reminded me of you Maggie!


Defense Attorney:




Will you please state your age?







Little Old Lady:



I am 94 years old..







Defense Attorney:



Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?







Little Old Lady:



There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,



when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.







Defense Attorney:



Did you know him?







Little Old Lady:



No, but he sure was friendly.







Defense Attorney:



What happened after he sat down?







Little Old Lady:



He started to rub my thigh.







Defense Attorney:



Did you stop him?







Little Old Lady:



No, I didn't stop him.







Defense Attorney:



Why not?







Little Old Lady:



It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.







Defense Attorney:



What happened next?







Little Old Lady:



He began to rub my breasts.







Defense Attorney:



Did you stop him then?







Little Old Lady:



No, I did not stop him.







Defense Attorney:



Why not?







Little Old Lady:



His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!







Defense Attorney:



What happened next?







Little Old Lady:



Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him



'Take me, young man. Take me now!'







Defense Attorney:



Did he take you?







Little Old Lady:



Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fools!' And that's when I shot him, the little  turd!!!!



Can you believe that anyone would read this and think of me.....hahahahahaha

Goodness gracious it does need to warm up so I can sit on my front porch swing more often YOU never know who might pay me a visit.



Hope you sweet ladies have a wonderful weekend. This is my weekend off and I so cherish them. Still no word from the test about Christi but your comments and prayers have really helped me get through these last few days. What would this ole lady do with out you all....I don't want to find out....

Sweet Dreams

Maggie

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