Sunday, February 13, 2011

Do You Use A Vibrator?



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Gosh it seems like forever since we visited! I know I am way behind with my visits and blogging. You would think that I could keep up better but something or someone will come along and take me away from you!



Not that distractions are bad because sometimes they are just what you might need for that day. So far no tall drink of water has come by though and distracted me but you know when that happens you will be the first to know.



Speaking of tall drinks of water it makes me think of my pain management doctor Ramon. Oh yeah he is a Ramon alright straight off the boat from Italy and if I were french I would say Oh la la ......



Well I had another visit with Ramon Friday and I woke up hurting so bad that I wanted to cancel because his office is an hour away from me. I went and I have to tell you I am sitting in the waiting room .....you know the lounge out from where you wait and wait for your name to be called. I guess that is why it is a waiting room. Anyway I sit down with the intent to breath and try to relax so I could maybe ease the headache that was really trying to ruin my day.



So I am sitting there all laid back ...well you know as much as you can in one of those waiting room chairs and this lady in a bright red work out suit and hair the color of a raven came and sat down in the chair next to me. Now that is okay but there were at least 30 other empty chairs so why the one next to me. She smiles this big big smile and says hello. I returned the greeting and went back to my meditation. hahaha



This lady immediately starting telling me her life story. I kid you not. I can tell you where she was born and raised. How many children she has and where they lived and how long she was married and the different states they have lived in. She even told me about them moving in with his Aunt and Uncle one time because they were very old and it drove her crazy even though they were the sweetest people in the world. Ms Raven hair then told me about how she had a nervous breakdown living with them but she was okay now.



I have not done this in a long time and I am sure it was Ms. Pearl trying so hard to come out but I would not let her but I let her visually come out. What I mean is she sat there a good thirty minutes listening to story after story from this lady and one time I was on top of her putting duct tape on her mouth. Another time I was running away from her and she was chasing me trying to keep talking. I think I even slapped her one time. hahaha...You get the picture....I eventually stopped listening to her and was visualizing ways to get her to shut up.  This poor lady even told me one time that her husband would embarrass her by talking about how much she talks.  I looked at her like WHAT why would he think that of you. Holly Molly give me a break. Then the lady finally calls Maggie and I almost ran to her in order to get out of the way of that woman.



Let me explain I talk a lot and am not proud of it but Jeeeeeezzzz Marie this was more that any one person could handle. So naturally by the time I got in to see Ramon I was a nervous wreck!



Ramon is explaining to me that he had not got the test work back on my last visit with another doctor so he could not really change too much today. Was I surprised? No! He did order me therapy again but not pool therapy. This will be out of the pool for five days a week. Problem with that is he wants it to be between 2 and 4 hours a day. It won't be me doing that many hours unless Ms Pearl thinks she can.



Then I sitting there thinking if Ramon was my instructor I might could make it longer than an hour and while I am visualizing that he said out of nowhere,"Do you use a vibrator?" I looked at him for a good minute before I said, "Excuse me what did you ask me?" Of course he repeated the question and I was sitting there thinking good God I just went through hell in the waiting room with some idiot and now this man is asking me if I use a vibrator. What the heck is going on here today. Silly me says, "How would that help my pain in my back?"

Ramon looks at me and finally said," A vibrator For your neck and back!"



"Of course,  I said, what other kind is there?"  I know my face was beet red and stupid me wanted to be back in the waiting room listening to the Raven Hair lady. lol



I should of said, "No I don't use one but please please Ramon ask the lady that is coming in here next if she does!" God I would of love to have been a fly on the wall for that answer from her.



Must go for now and catch up with life! Have a great rest of the weekend! Hopefully the sun is shining where you are and the snow is melting. What is going to happen to the South when all your snow melts will our rivers run over?



Don't forget the One World One Heart giveaway ends on the 17th so click my side bar to enter.



Love to all



Maggie



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